This 'Definitely Not A Trap Door' Doormat Is Perfect For Prankster Homeowners. Now it's clear that if you don't have a fun or quirky doormat on the front door of your home, you're doing something wrong. As an example, see if the neighbor has a better doormat, you call the first one and don't even knock unless I married you and gave birth to you, or ordered food from your doormat. This time it's this hilarious doormat that reads: "Definitely Not A Trap Door"! The best part about the Definitely N…